Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mason.

7/24/08-7/27/08


My debut. (Don't get any ideas, we already sold these to US Weekly for an undisclosed sum.)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Big news this week!

Whew!  I was born on Thursday, July 24, 2008, at 4:23pm, 21 inches long and weighing in at a lean 8 lbs, 6 oz.  I am quite tired and have a wicked headache, but otherwise feel great.

Mom and Dad decided my name is Mason John Schroeder.

I moved from my Manhattan digs to my new Brooklyn crib on Saturday.  

Friday, July 11, 2008

On the Catwalk*

O'Malley has graciously volunteered (sort of) to help model some new items of mine.  She has also been performing various safety and comfort inspections on my behalf:



Good suspension:


She isn't into baths so she wasn't sure about the hooded towels:


The hottest summer 2008 styles:


I also have Notre Dame and the Mets:


Only the hippest babies have wry baby stuff:


O'Malley tells me stripes are very in: 


Gisele eat your heart out:


Yep, those posts are 2-3/8 in. apart; only one paw width in between mattress and crib. Good job:


Too sexy:


The new glider chair is under continuous review:


O'Malley has a no car seat rider to her contract, so we had to use a stand-in:




*The editors of this blog would like to thank Pounce cat treats for their assistance with this entry.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Dates 'n' Weights

My bookie has created the following table for your reference in case you forgot which day you wagered on for my birth and weight.  Wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the bragging rights.

Here are the entries so far:

DateAM/PMGuessed byWeight
Thu Jul 17AMBob7lb 5oz
Thu Jul 17PM
Fri Jul 18AM
Fri Jul 18PM
Sat Jul 19AMKristie6lb 8oz
Sat Jul 19PM
Sun Jul 20AMLauren6lb 12oz
Sun Jul 20PMChristine7lb 1oz
Mon Jul 21AMBeth6lb 14oz
Mon Jul 21PMMiwako & Mark7lb 4oz
Tue Jul 22AMChrista7lb 6oz
Tue Jul 22PMLoukia8lb 2oz
Wed Jul 23AMNick6lb 10oz
Wed Jul 23PMPat6lb 5oz
Thu Jul 24AMSean6lb 15oz
Thu Jul 24PMDave7lb 5oz
Fri Jul 25AMAmy7lb 3oz
Fri Jul 25PMThespina8lb 3oz
Sat Jul 26AMEd6lb 12oz
Sat Jul 26PMMary7lb 2oz
Sun Jul 27AMLaura6lb 12oz
Sun Jul 27PMYia Yia7lb 9oz
Mon Jul 28AMHelen7lb 12oz
Mon Jul 28PMFrances7lb 3oz
Tue Jul 29AMCristina7lb 1oz
Tue Jul 29PMCathy6lb 13oz
Wed Jul 30AM
Wed Jul 30PM

I have decided to keep mum on the date, despite my mom's repeated threats to stop eating ice cream if I don't show up soon.  I called her bluff.  

In a related story, check out the patriotic cake my parents made for fourth of July.  Note the accuracy of the flag and the painstaking effort at making the stripes straight.  Then we ate it. 



Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hello again from Baby K!

Sorry about the delay in getting new stuff up.  We had some technical issues that my tech support team (dad) has fixed, so now you can make comments on my blog too! See you soon!

Here is a quick update of the last few months.  I have been quite busy. 

First, the current status of my bump:



We have been enjoying summer weekends at fire island with some of mom & dad's friends. I have been eating a lot of shrimp and getting my omega-3s and am really enjoying my nitrate-free hot dogs!


It's cranberry juice straight-up

Resident swanlet

Mom at the beach:

We visited Vera, John & Helen in May and took a trip through Niagara Falls and Toronto.  It was lovely:





From the top of the CN tower.  Eeek.




I am now approximately T-3 weeks old, and am already the proud owner of my very own swing, travel system, teddy bear, bathtub, video baby monitor  (if my parents would stop pretending to make music videos with it), nail clippers, mobile, teething cream, butt paste, bottle warmer, miracle blanket, wash cloths, burp cloths, drop cloths, decorative rug, various clever and artistic onesies and a New York state 529 account.  I have even had a party in my honor:


Some aunties came to visit and party with me and my mom.  They all look very skinny:



Gratuitous Vera pictures:




Monday, April 14, 2008

Photo Op

Here's the latest pic of me and Mom: