My first week

7/28/08-7/31/08

Mason.

7/24/08-7/27/08

My debut. (Don't get any ideas, we already sold these to US Weekly for an undisclosed sum.)

Big news this week!

Whew!  I was born on Thursday, July 24, 2008, at 4:23pm, 21 inches long and weighing in at a lean 8 lbs, 6 oz.  I am quite tired and have a wicked headache, but otherwise feel great.

Mom and Dad decided my name is Mason John Schroeder.

I moved from my Manhattan digs to my new Brooklyn crib on Saturday.  

On the Catwalk*

O'Malley has graciously volunteered (sort of) to help model some new items of mine.  She has also been performing various safety and comfort inspections on my behalf:

Good suspension:

She isn't into baths so she wasn't sure about the hooded towels:

The hottest summer 2008 styles:

I also have Notre Dame and the Mets:

Only the hippest babies have wry baby stuff:

O'Malley tells me stripes are very in: 

Gisele eat your heart out:

Yep, those posts are 2-3/8 in. apart; only one paw width in between mattress and crib. Good job:

Too sexy:

The new glider chair is under continuous review:

O'Malley has a no car seat rider to her contract, so we had to use a stand-in:

*The editors of this blog would like to thank Pounce cat treats for their assistance with this entry.

Dates 'n' Weights

My bookie has created the following table for your reference in case you forgot which day you wagered on for my birth and weight.  Wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the bragging rights.

Here are the entries so far:

Date	AM/PM	Guessed by	Weight
Thu Jul 17	AM	Bob	7lb 5oz
Thu Jul 17	PM
Fri Jul 18	AM
Fri Jul 18	PM
Sat Jul 19	AM	Kristie	6lb 8oz
Sat Jul 19	PM
Sun Jul 20	AM	Lauren	6lb 12oz
Sun Jul 20	PM	Christine	7lb 1oz
Mon Jul 21	AM	Beth	6lb 14oz
Mon Jul 21	PM	Miwako & Mark	7lb 4oz
Tue Jul 22	AM	Christa	7lb 6oz
Tue Jul 22	PM	Loukia	8lb 2oz
Wed Jul 23	AM	Nick	6lb 10oz
Wed Jul 23	PM	Pat	6lb 5oz
Thu Jul 24	AM	Sean	6lb 15oz
Thu Jul 24	PM	Dave	7lb 5oz
Fri Jul 25	AM	Amy	7lb 3oz
Fri Jul 25	PM	Thespina	8lb 3oz
Sat Jul 26	AM	Ed	6lb 12oz
Sat Jul 26	PM	Mary	7lb 2oz
Sun Jul 27	AM	Laura	6lb 12oz
Sun Jul 27	PM	Yia Yia	7lb 9oz
Mon Jul 28	AM	Helen	7lb 12oz
Mon Jul 28	PM	Frances	7lb 3oz
Tue Jul 29	AM	Cristina	7lb 1oz
Tue Jul 29	PM	Cathy	6lb 13oz
Wed Jul 30	AM
Wed Jul 30	PM

I have decided to keep mum on the date, despite my mom's repeated threats to stop eating ice cream if I don't show up soon.  I called her bluff.  

In a related story, check out the patriotic cake my parents made for fourth of July.  Note the accuracy of the flag and the painstaking effort at making the stripes straight.  Then we ate it.